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The Difference

“Who is she?” you ask in wonder and amazement. And even if you don’t, tough luck, I’m gunna tell ya :p

Semekeko y’all!!! 🙂

I am The Difference! You could call me The. Or Difference. Or Diff for short. Or, you know, NimoGee will be just fine. The point I’m trying to make on this here first blog post that belongs to me (The, Difference, NimoGee, just reminding you) is that I really AM the difference. No capitalization.

See all those claims to sanity and sound mind in all the other posts. They. Are. FALSE!!! Honestly, can you see the name they decided on for the blog? (Yes, I had no part in picking it out. Except for the voting part. And I swear I voted for the most normal one.)

I mean even my NAME is normal. What gets any saner(?) than Nimo? Except maybe Fred. Unless his full name is something like Frederico or Fredora, then I retract my previous statement.

Last night, I took the time to delve into the dark and unexplored crevice of their minds armed with nothing but a torch, Hubba Bubba, a .45 Smith & Wesson’s Semi-auto Chief’s Special, a bullhorn and a rungu.

Yaani, I read their blogs.

Zeus Almighty they are mad O.o

So, I’m the salvation of this here blog 🙂 I’m the one that will occasionally give you hope that there is a chance that these bloggers could be fed (if you are wearing two pairs of chainsaw gloves, wielding a mallet and feeding them with a long-handled spade). But me, you could feed me any day 🙂 I like Salt && Vinegar Pringles.

I am not the one who sings karaoke on campus at 2 a.m or gets my (not-so-real) license taken by the cops or rummages in Canada street dustbins for food because I spent all my money on (pretty cool) boots. Disregard the fact that I don’t have a campus to sing on and I am not old enough to have a license and I live in Nairobi :p

The point is, ignore all claims to sound mind on this blog. There are NONE! Except mine 🙂

Tommy is shaking his head vehemently in the corner where I’ve tied and gagged him up because he says that this whole post is a lie. Honestly, the things imaginary friends do for attention these days.

I haven’t yet worked out how my History notes are gunna be transferred to my head without me actually opening a book so I take my leave. I shall be offline for the rest of the night (<<<— that is a lie).

Kwaheri 🙂

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7 responses

  1. Ah!Im actually named Frodo but since i stole the damn ring Smeagol/Gollum hes been trying to hunt me down thus the name change to Fred……hed never think to look for that name… 😀

    November 5, 2010 at 11:12 am

  2. You know what? Fredero iznt such a bad name! Yes yes, infact, lets all start kolng hm that!

    November 8, 2010 at 4:08 am

  3. Tolousse*

    Nimo? Semekeko surely? WARRATHOSE? I’m beginning to think EVERYONE else on this blog is a whole lot saner than you are. And your name isn’t normal you fish!

    You can’t be helped!Even by that Zeus guy.
    xx

    November 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm

  4. Fish is your face! nyani cow wewe :pp

    November 8, 2010 at 7:14 pm

  5. priestessoflust

    Fish is your face! nyani cow wewe

    November 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm

  6. Tolousse*

    Fish is YOUR face. Literally! X’D!!

    Nyani Cow is Tommy’s (or is it Timmy?) face.. >I know he’ll loath me even more than he already does.<

    November 8, 2010 at 7:53 pm

  7. Nyani cow wewe… *DEAD!!!* 😀

    November 9, 2010 at 12:22 pm

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