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discourse on coolness

I’m usually opposed to this sort of thing(blogging) because it warrants some kind of effort with no tangible accolades to be received on my part. According to the intellectual property rights act in the constitution of my being which is written, governed and enforced insofar as is capable by me, contribution of my ideas for public enjoyment with no royalties is an illegality and in blatant opposition of my nature. but screw it. I’ll do you a solid n brighten your probably uninteresting day with a little creative genius.

s’hapn’n sheep of the cyberworld. i guess some sort of introduction is in order. well, i go by many names. awesome, superfly, coolness, The Man and supercoolness 4.0 just to mention a few. but for now you may refer to me as ‘finesse’. which is my lantern handle on greensaviors@universe.earth . (yes i have a power-ring).

so anyway i’m amazing. no seriously, i’m amazing. i know i’m amazing. you’r reading me. you know i’m amazing. but does the world know im amazing? im not sure. i’v been so busy trying to contain myself that i rarely pay attention to the illegitimate sons of mother earth (the average joes of the world). thing is, i’m the world’s single largest coalescence of  Awesome. for those of u who failed chemistry, that’s a highly reactive element with the abbreviation Mu (from ‘Muya’ which is latin for awesome) that’s highly unstable and whose half-life is governed by the will power of the source.  in layman’s terms I’m like a nuclear bomb waiting to happen except if i explode i expel awesomeness shockwaves that destroy everything that doesn’t have sufficient awesomeness resonance (nearly everythin). this is followed up by an ICP burst (indomitable cool pulse) that causes anything uncool to stop functioning.

i think.

if Soundwave’s inferences are correct anyway. Although, its not like he had any reason to lie. i’m not a threat to them because cybertron has to be the only planet that would escape unscathed from minor ICP bursts for parsecs around.

well anyway, my hobbies are eating canned pineapples and naming clouds for this is the gateway to all wisdom

kubo tite is a douche for ruining an anime series that had such potential

inception is POSSIBLY the greatest movie of all time (and if not its way up there)

number 8. (this means nothing)

did i say kubo tite is a douche? well he is. a kimono wearing, fan insulting douche.

so back to the matter at hand, i’m amazing. no seriously, im amazing. i know you probably hate me, im so awesome. life’s not fair, i’m so cool. well all i can say is don’t hate me coz i’m awesome…hate me coz ur not. peace losers ..|.,

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5 responses

  1. As the disciplinarian, I DEMAND a better introduction, young man. Or woman.

    And yes, TK is the epitome of douchebaggery, after yourself, of course. He should borrow a leaf, or maybe ten million from one Eiichiro Oda.

    November 8, 2010 at 7:25 am

  2. priestessoflust

    XD woman, take down this post. it’s rife with fallacies && dangerous douchebaggery (:

    November 8, 2010 at 7:41 pm

  3. what is wrong with the 2 of you? Kubo is the only douche bag here. what kind of introduction do you want ‘disciplinarian’?
    hehe. well ‘the difference’, its the truth and you know it…or i’m tripping and i’m really a softspoken kid named napoleon. but no, thats probably the truth.

    November 9, 2010 at 12:47 am

  4. We acha kelele. Chapa a proper intro, ala.

    November 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm

  5. infinitepyro

    Tite Kubo is a god come down to earth to bring us the story of the gods in Soul Society izzow?!!

    Oi!

    November 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm

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