FPS: Every (Straight) Man’s Dream Game
The F(irst) P(erson) S(queezer) is a revolutionary new concept that game developers should jump on. Though the concept might seem a bit left field, its familiarity to veteran gamers and its appeal to the base instincts of the masses means that profitability is guaranteed!
This game will involve reaching out and touching someone, to be specific, grabbing a handful of “tetas” for various kinds of achievements. This game should also come with a perk system á la Modern Warfare 2 but with a few tweaks.
For those out to grab the maximum boobage, their ideal perk system would be:
- Lightweight, and
This combination allows for maximum (over)reach, with the all the NPC/multiplayer chest meat at risk of the player’s mitts.
Another awe-inspiring perk combo is:
- Sleight of Hand,
- Stopping Power, and
This allows for optimum feeling out of the target while still allowing the player the option to get away unscathed.
For the enjoyment of people of all ages, please lobby your nearest game developer to work on this, NOW!
PS: I get a cut of all the proceeds from the sales of this game. 95% sounds fair.