Can men be raped?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a question that I’ve wanted to ask for a very, very, long time.
We are currently doing crimes against humanity in crim, and, of course, one of them is rape.
Rape, in lay man’s terms, is generally forcing someone to have sex with you, i.e. sex without consent.
Question: Can you really rape a dude?
Legally, you can. But technically, is it possible? Think about it…
No discrimination to the dudes, but knowing how much men love sex, if a chiq asks a dude to shag her, and he refuses, and the insane mama is dead set on having this guy shag her, how is she gonna go along with it?
I was thinking she’d probably tie him to a chair and ride him, but isn’t this some kinda sick sado-masochism? (not that all other…forms…of sado-masochism aren’t sick. We shall live that…erm…bit to Pervy Perv.)
Wouldn’t the guy kinda, sorta, enjoy it at some point? I mean, he’s getting laid for free, and it’s not like he’s gonna get some random disease like Chlamydia or genital herpes or something.
Okay, maybe he might, but for the purposes of this post, let’s just assume, okay?
Again, I understand that attractiveness lies in the eyes of the beholder, and not all mamaz could be shaggable, but, again for the purposes of this blog, just assume. There’s a chiq who’s very shaggable, but you can’t shag her for some/most/all/not limited to the reasons listed below:
1. Her big bro is a forensic scientist, and if he realises you’ve been messing with his baby sis, no one will ever be able to find your remains.
2. Her dad is like mine, and if he finds out you’ve been messing with his lil’ baby girl, the last time you’ll be heard from is when you’ll be pelekwad to CID HQs.
3. Her mom is like Conjestina, and if she realises you’ve been messing with her dear beloved daughter she’ll see to it that your skeleton is rearranged.
4. The chiq is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above your league, it’s not even funny
5. Mama is more high maintenance than Kate Middleton.
6. Mama has a sharper tongue than Margret Thatcher.
7. Chiq is quite younger than you, that anyone seeing you as much as touching her hand will frown in disapproval and call you a paedophiliac.
8. Chiq is quite older than you, that her husband is constantly gonna be on your ka-scrawny, skele ass.
Etc etc etc.
So, if a chiq you can’t shag decided she’s gonna shag you, could you call that rape?
Personally, I don’t think dudes can be raped, but I stand to be corrected.
Hola at me.
PS I think I’ll ask Malcolm in daro.
I’m April, Nuthead’s friend and classmate.
Yes, I did, in fact write up the first comment, due to the fact that I was bored. I also did it because she is stupid enough to not log out of her wordpress account when she is done. I wonder what kind of lawyer she’ll make.
I must add that I am very displeased at the lack of cruelty displayed at her stupidity. I expected much more. However, there are other opportunities. I’m sure she hasn’t learnt from her incompetence.
I do not apologise for putting that comment up.
Well, it iseems I’m done with this “note”. A sort of PS if you will.