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When they lost their minds

I just came from my weekly psychiatrist visit (Oh don’t act all surprised, it would be a lot more strange if I wasn’t seeing one yet.) It appears I suffer from the need to substitute peaceful things with violent imagery. Who knew. This all started when I mentioned one of my favorite Scooby Doo episodes, the one where he got rabies and bit Shaggy’s hand off.

Apparently, this episode never happened. I made it all up. Shockingly enough, theres also no episode of the Jetsons where Rosie goes mad from the excess technology, grabs a sword and casually impales George Jetson.

No episode where Tweetie cracks from the stress Sylvester’s attacks and turns into a suicide bomber

No episode of Winnie the pooh where he loses his mind, grabs an Uzi in one hand and Piglet in the other, by the ears, to lead him to a bloody sacrifice

And worst of all, no episode where Squidward totaly flips out and rips spongebob in half.

Which brings me to the point, Why in the world would i choose to be sane? It looks like you people are totally missing out. Lose your mind, it makes everything way better. Trust me.


8 responses

  1. admblind

    idiot lol

    November 4, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    • gachagua

      Says the as of yet to post blogger here eh lazy one?

      November 4, 2011 at 8:27 pm

  2. Aggrey

    “Trust me” said the man, telling me to get in his white van while offering candy.

    November 4, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    • gachagua

      And what could possibly have gone wrong there (this explains a lot actually :D)

      November 4, 2011 at 8:27 pm

  3. LivKidula

    Hey I heard Ed was arrested for lewd conduct with a chicken, Eddy is serving time for fraud and Double D changed his name to Steve Jobs. Please confirm.

    November 4, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    • gachagua

      The story of Ed and the chicken is not one we discuss in public *shudder* and only hesitantly in private
      Rumor has it that Eddy is doing well for himself in some African state with a government job
      Double D, maybe he did…in one of his many meth binges

      November 5, 2011 at 11:40 am

  4. *looks up to heavens* *realises apocalypse is NOT happening anytime soon* *sighs* *points to direction of Church* I think that meeting with God and Jesus is kind of overdue. I’ll see you guys later.

    *waves* *walks off*

    November 5, 2011 at 11:37 am

    • LivKidula


      November 5, 2011 at 7:25 pm

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