When they lost their minds
I just came from my weekly psychiatrist visit (Oh don’t act all surprised, it would be a lot more strange if I wasn’t seeing one yet.) It appears I suffer from the need to substitute peaceful things with violent imagery. Who knew. This all started when I mentioned one of my favorite Scooby Doo episodes, the one where he got rabies and bit Shaggy’s hand off.
Apparently, this episode never happened. I made it all up. Shockingly enough, theres also no episode of the Jetsons where Rosie goes mad from the excess technology, grabs a sword and casually impales George Jetson.
No episode where Tweetie cracks from the stress Sylvester’s attacks and turns into a suicide bomber
No episode of Winnie the pooh where he loses his mind, grabs an Uzi in one hand and Piglet in the other, by the ears, to lead him to a bloody sacrifice
And worst of all, no episode where Squidward totaly flips out and rips spongebob in half.
Which brings me to the point, Why in the world would i choose to be sane? It looks like you people are totally missing out. Lose your mind, it makes everything way better. Trust me.