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The Day The Earth Stood Still

This is the story of how a student outclassed his teacher.

Let’s start at the beginning. Aggrey, my fellow blogger on this cyber cesspit of tepid minds is (as you may have gathered from his other posts) not quite normal as you may expect an average stranger to be.
I’m of course referring to his high threshold for the gross and the weird. He’s the only person I know who carries around a copy of 2 girls and a cup on his mobile phone and his maintained composure while watching The Pain Olympics was to be envied (the bastard was giggling…while eating). He is always the first with an inappropriate joke among my friends and when I say inappropriate, I MEAN IT. Subjects covered include Jailbait, Outlandish fetishes, Japan (self explanatory), waste matter, gay jokes etc etc. You get the idea.
Sometime back I came across a link on my facebook timeline reading with the word “breast” somewhere in it (males have furiously selective skimming skills). Naturally I clicked the link. <——yeah that link.  Also,NSFW….kinda.

Closest thing to disgust i saw on his face. Now excuse me while i gloat over this major victory in the classic Teacher gets pwn3d by student scenario. This occasion warranted documentation due to the mere fact it might never happen again.

*Dogs get poisoned by chocolate. (im still like WTF!)

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One response

  1. You forgot watching his folk’s porn and smashing babies on walls.

    February 17, 2012 at 1:57 pm

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