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We Global

Greetings people of the world.

Now, you might somehow get the idea that my greeting was just random; it wasn’t. I was going through my wordpress stats and realized something. Most of our views over the past two to three months are from the US of A. Not just a few more, you’d have to double our Kenyan views for them to even be in the same range. Before you Kenyans get comfortable i should add that you’re not safe as our second biggest reader market, oh no, the UK is right behind you just about to take the silver and Iceland’s sudden surge probably means they want Kenya out of the top three. Probably the first time this statement has ever been uttered but “The Kenyan’s look like they’re losing the race.” I should also mention, Canada is another one of the DNFTB power houses (Thanks to Agent Angel who flaunts her body here to attract the Canadians)

Do you know what this means. Thats right, “We the best…We taking over…We global.” We’re releasing a song with DJ Khaled about this.

Coming Soon

Yes, this is happening people. Everything you’d expect from this. Dj Khaled standing around in the video annoying you, traumatizing lyrics from Aggrey the terrible and the shocking as of yet unknown RnB talents of Nat and Fred. In case you need further incentive because youre not willing to subject yourself to a song with Dj Khaled in it, Olivia has promised (in a i haven’t asked her yet kind of way) to be the token scandalously dressed girl in the video.

I told you the world would soon be ours!

UPDATE: Nimogee was quite offended that she wasn’t included in the scheme. In her words, and i quote exactly what she said “how can you talk about videos with scandalous dressing and not involve me.” My bad. Olivia and Nimogee will both be eye candy, now you dont have any excuse not to watch.

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7 responses

  1. LivKidula

    Booty butt cheeks… Booty butt booty butt BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS!

    April 15, 2012 at 9:29 am

    • gachagua

      No convincing needed, thank goodness *puts gun away*

      April 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

      • Aggrey

        I’m all for some Booty Sweat up in this bitch! And I’m willing to contribute! (Generous guy right here ladies!)

        April 15, 2012 at 7:55 pm

  2. I dont want to look at the stats but is Aggrey still leading in Page Views?

    April 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    • gachagua

      No, we’re still competing for top spot but i have a slight lead muhahahaha

      April 15, 2012 at 6:58 pm

  3. Ahem! Why is there no recognition for the dude who actually physically tells people in the US of A to read the blog?
    Also I fully endorse booty sweat and all its affiliates

    April 19, 2012 at 10:56 pm

  4. Just for the record, I have a fantastic voice, okay? Just make sure the walls are made of lead and the glass is bullet proof.

    This song (album?) is gonna be the best. (no pun intended).

    April 21, 2012 at 5:12 am

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