Greetings people of the world.
Now, you might somehow get the idea that my greeting was just random; it wasn’t. I was going through my wordpress stats and realized something. Most of our views over the past two to three months are from the US of A. Not just a few more, you’d have to double our Kenyan views for them to even be in the same range. Before you Kenyans get comfortable i should add that you’re not safe as our second biggest reader market, oh no, the UK is right behind you just about to take the silver and Iceland’s sudden surge probably means they want Kenya out of the top three. Probably the first time this statement has ever been uttered but “The Kenyan’s look like they’re losing the race.” I should also mention, Canada is another one of the DNFTB power houses (Thanks to Agent Angel who flaunts her body here to attract the Canadians)
Do you know what this means. Thats right, “We the best…We taking over…We global.” We’re releasing a song with DJ Khaled about this.
Yes, this is happening people. Everything you’d expect from this. Dj Khaled standing around in the video annoying you, traumatizing lyrics from Aggrey the terrible and the shocking as of yet unknown RnB talents of Nat and Fred. In case you need further incentive because youre not willing to subject yourself to a song with Dj Khaled in it, Olivia has promised (in a i haven’t asked her yet kind of way) to be the token scandalously dressed girl in the video.
I told you the world would soon be ours!
UPDATE: Nimogee was quite offended that she wasn’t included in the scheme. In her words, and i quote exactly what she said “how can you talk about videos with scandalous dressing and not involve me.” My bad. Olivia and Nimogee will both be eye candy, now you dont have any excuse not to watch.