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Help Save Roy

You can read Roy’s full story here: http://diasporadical.com/2012/11/02/a-boy-named-roy/

I’ll paste the summary below.

“Roy is a first son, a big brother to two and Form 2 student at Alliance High School who has been suffering from a plethora of medical ailments since 2006. After multiple doctors failed to find what was wrong with him, he was finally diagnosed with an intussusception in the small bowel. He needs to go to India for surgery and we want to help the family raise some or all of the 3 million shillings it will cost to get him back to better health.”

There are a few things you can do to help.

First. You can donate. M-Pesa to Simone Wangui Wachira: 0707 222 606.

Second. You can buy the T-shirts. Click here for more information on that.

As you can see, t-shirts designed specifically for the DNFTB crowd. Don’t deny it you egoists. You know you think you’re royalty and you hate that the rest of the world doesn’t acknowledge it. You’d wear a sign to inform them if you could…well, here’s a tshirt from the good folks at diasporadical. Costs 1000/= and all proceeds go to helping Roy.

Third. The Royal Rumble.

What is the Royal Rumble you ask? Since you asked so nicely, I’ll tell you.

It’s only the paintball tournament of the year.

Details will come later and I’ll keep you posted but this is what I’m relatively sure about so far. It’s hosted at the new paintball fury at Mamba village. You can sign up as individuals or teams of 5. I’m sure i’m not the only one thinking of game of thrones based team names? So for those of you who were thinking, “ I want to help Roy, but I can’t just pay the gold, I must leave a stack of bodies….i must pay the iron price!” here’s your chance. The royal rumble, henceforth called the game of thrones, will be on the 17th of this month. Don’t miss it.

For those of you thinking to call your team House Lannister, too late. I took it already. See you on the battlefield all ye royal houses. Lannister gold shall fill Roy’s coffers.


5 responses

  1. Can you postpone the paintball tourney till around early dec? I’ll be around then. Or at least have another one?

    November 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    • gachagua

      I’m not hosting it and there’s something of a time constraint on this whole thing. It has to be done as soon as possible. It’d be a great help if you could get some people kenya-side to attend or head to diasporadical and help in some way

      November 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm

      • Okay. Thanks.

        November 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

  2. Unfortunately can’t postpone the event. The kid needs to head for treatment by next week, so we’re already pushing it.

    November 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

  3. Ehem. Details have been finalized. http://www.diasporadical.com/roy/rumble

    Here’s hoping my HTML knowledge does not embarrass me.

    November 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm

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