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Vote for Madness

You may have heard that we’ve been nominated for Best Creative Writing Blog for the Kenyan Blog Awards 2014.  Cue unseemly celebration with terrible dancing and everything. I’d like to thank all you sick twisted people who nominated us. We will take you with us when we take over the world so don’t forget to vote for us here:

http://www.blogawards.co.ke/vote/

As for you new readers. Why should you vote for us? First, meet the bloggers.

Left to Right: Fred, Nat, Gachagua, Aggrey, Liv

Left to Right: Fred, Nat, Gachagua, Aggrey, Liv

Gachagua

I’m the boss around these parts. I’ve been kindly informed several times that sanity is not my strong point.

You can read about my (succesful) quest to find the funniest book ever here

My thoughts on cartoons here

And my adventures with withdoctors here and here.

 Liv

Meet Olivia. Aka BBB (Big Breasted Blogger) our resident cynic.

Are you happy? Let her disabuse you of your foolishness. You are broke and single, accept this here.

Now that you are aware of your problems Ask Aunt Olivia for help here and  here.

 Aggrey

I’d say meet Aggrey but it’s probably safer if you watch from a distance. Aggrey, also known as Molesto (The Clown) is our dark side. If i told you how many times we’ve had to seek legal advice on his account (from law students obviously. Ain’t nobody got that kind of money) you wouldn’t believe me.

Read about his life with a donated member. Or his Pregnancy fetish.

Still here?

Might as well read about the Man Child’s struggle then. And if you’re not sufficiently shocked, read about his girlfriend.

Natalie

Nat aka Nuthead is our angry violent side.

Strangely enough, she’s the (relatively) sane one. Sit down and let her teach you the difference between anti-social and selectively social.

Fred

Fred is the man in charge of everything else. We need a podcast. He’s our guy. Photographer. The man has invented a way to take pictures of the past so he can tell you what Jesus actually looked like. I would tell you about his hacking activities but we don’t want him to get arrested. Of course, he’s extremely lazy so his world changing activities take a while.
Black lazy James Franco can tell you how all this begun.

You know you want to vote for us. Vote for the Madness

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4 responses

  1. Reblogged this on Iamnotyourmum's Blog and commented:
    VOTE!!!!!!!!

    March 7, 2014 at 1:38 pm

  2. DontCallMeLiv

    Reblogged this on My Brain Is In My Bra and commented:

    So to my utter bewilderment, we got nominated in the Best Creative Writing Blog category in the Kenya Blog Awards 2014. We’re practically the underdogs in this. Vote for the underdogs all ye hipsters and lovers of breasts! And here are 15 reasons to vote for Do Not Feed The Bloggers. Vote here: http://www.blogawards.co.ke/vote/

    March 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm

  3. Well deserved!
    We love your words. Keep up the madness!

    March 12, 2014 at 2:33 pm

  4. Reblogged this on Teargas Lawi and commented:
    VOTE ..THEN VOTE…THEN VOTE AGAIN…WHY NOT?

    April 23, 2014 at 12:22 pm

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