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Angel

Angel: An Introduction

Hello!!!

*waves frantically*

*hits poor, kind, unsuspecting bystander*

*gets sued for assault*

*gets convicted for assault*

*spends time in the slammer*

*gets fans to wear FREE ANGEL tshirts*

*gets freed to great  joy and relief of fans who would die without her*

 

Yes, people. This ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

 

So, as you can see, I am the most committed blogger of all – I mean, I have a CRIMINAL RECORD now, just because I was so excited to see you, dear loyal fans.

 

For those of you that don’t read my blog (aka those of you that are DUMB), I am the resident psychopathic narcissist here at Do Not Feed The Bloggers.

 

Which, again, for the dumb among you, means, Criticize me and DIE.

 

*smiles politely*

 

I’m actually really excited about this whole “group blog’ thing, because

1) when I put up slanderous statements and get sued, I can always say one of the other bloggers changed my post (win!)

2) when I put up lies and get sued, I can always say one of the other bloggers changed my post (win!)

3) when I insult people and get sued, I can always say one of the other bloggers changed my post (win!)

4) I can outshine everybody (as usual).

 

You can probably guess, I get sued a lot.

 

I am actually a prison escapee, but since all this is done on the interwebs, you will never find me (P.S. I ¬†really wasn’t trying to lure that little boy into my black van in that alley, I don’t know what they were talking about.)

 

Gachagua stole the “First Post” and “Second Post” glory from me… but we all know, third time’s a charm.

 

Anyway, let the games begin!

 

 

P.S. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS BLOG. Because you don’t want to be the uncool people NOT reading it.

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