HORROR! MY EYES! OH IF ONLY I WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO EXPLORE MY BRAIN WITH A SERVING SPOON!
To let you all into my secret world of despair, I just saw my folks/parents/progenitors have sex.
I’ll let that stew for a moment.
And not in the classic “walk in on them mashing privates together” way of psychological trauma. It’s with hard digital evidence that will refuse to be washed away in cleansing torrent of holy water.
Now that you hate your imagination (and me), here are the details.
With my dad’s laptop in hand, I had been given the task of updating it. And like any normal idiot, it was time to go digging deep for digging’s sake. Alright, I was looking for porn! Happy?
Unfortunately I was a bit too successful.